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Filed under: Everything — everything September 5, 2008 @ 10:02 am

a doctor and a lawyer..

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. However,their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this,the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do u do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?”
“I give it to them”, replied the lawyer, “and then i send them a bill”.
The doctor was shocked,but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

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Tech on the Cheap

A technology enthusiast always has more products and services to buy than he or she can possibly afford.

This article is designed to give you some tips and start a discussion around ways to buy “Tech on the Cheap.” A variety of methods will help you save money: discount, deal, and coupon websites, price comparisons, eBay, and rebates, but certainly visitors to this site have many more suggestions. Please leave a comment describing your most frequently used methods for saving money on technology.

Tech on the<br /> Cheap

Before You Buy

A little research can go a long way. Some of the websites that will save you money include techbargains.com, dealnews.com, and gotapex.com. Warning: you may begin compulsively checking sites like TechBargains because they are frequently updated and offer a number of freebie listings (like free ice cream at Cold Stone). If you only buy products that you were planning to purchase anyway, and happen to find a deal listed on one of these sites, you will save money. Try using the search box on each of these sites before your next significant technology purchase.

TechBargains has great deals and is frequently updated

PriceGrabber is a great place to do price comparison shopping

Nearly all the sites mentioned in this article have general site feeds, as well as specific feeds for certain product categories. Dealnews.com for example has a special RSS feed page where they categorize feeds for Mac, coupons, cameras, and RAM.

Special RSS feeds for different product categories

After a while of trolling these sites, you’ll start to notice repeat coupons. Not all the coupons at these sites are technology related, but the coupons can still be quite useful. Need new rollerblades this summer? I know that Sports Authority has offered a “25% off any (1) item in-store only purchase” the last two summers, which could save you some greenbacks.

Coupons

Many vendors will offer coupons that you can apply to your final order to take a percentage off the price, get free shipping, or get some other incentive. Dell is well-known for offering large discounts on computers and peripherals. In the past Dell has offered 50% off any laptop purchase over US $1499.99, 20% or more off peripherals (like LCD monitors), and generally offers free shipping on any order at least one day per week.

Price matching

Most major resellers will match prices. Sometimes you can get brick and mortar stores to match online prices. This way you get your product quickly, but still save some cash. The catch of course is that you have to barter with pubescent “associates,” but hey, you want to save money right? In order to make sure you are getting the best price, you’ll want to check price comparison websites. One website is pricegrabber.com. Pricegrabber gives you a number of ways to view price comparisons, such as by lowest to highest price, or by “Seller Rating.” This way you can find the cross-section that will garner you the lowest price from a retailer that is reputable enough to not rip you off. The “reputable enough” is the tough part, but research, experience, and luck will pay off.

eBay

While many people will not take the time, eBay can be a great way to “try before you buy.” In one 9 month period, I bought and sold 5 laptops, taking a loss of around $200-300 per sale, which seemed reasonable to me at the time. However, as one commenter pointed out, this means that I essentially bought a $1500 dollar laptop for $2500, which is certainly not a way to save money. My point was that for certain items, if you are unsure that you will be satisfied with a $1500 purchase, or you grow dissatisfied after several months, the resale value for laptops is very high. If you sell your laptop soon enough after purchase, you will likely take a minimal loss on the sale. Just don’t repeat those steps 5 times.

EBay is not a fail proof system of course, which is why the risk of buying and selling can translate into the reward of saving you money. Some people will buy and return products from large electronics brick and mortar stores, as a way of “trying before buying” as well. While this can be effective, watch out for “restocking fees” and certain items that cannot be returned for refund under any circumstances, such as DVD movies or software. While on the subject of restocking fees, online resellers are not exempt from charging you this either, so make sure you know upfront what the terms of the sale are.

Rebates

Everyone I know hates rebates, but they can be a good way to save money. For example, CompUSA offered a one-day only multi-rebate deal on a hard drive that was unmatched by any online deal or other promotion (US $30 after 3 rebates for a WD 160GB HD in June 2005). The catch was that I had to send three rebates, and waited 4-6 months before receiving all of the refunds. In general I have mixed feelings about rebates and try to avoid them. If you are going to use rebates, try a quick search for “rebate tracker” to find something that will help reduce the risk of you forgetting about your rebates, allowing the company to never return your money to you. A quick search turned up myrebates.com. There is an interesting MSNBC article titled 13 Ways to Track Down Wayward Rebates that discusses some of the less glamorous details of rebates, like mailing lists, and outright fraud against customers.

Need even more ways to save money? Dealnews has a tools page where they mention “Price Trackers,” classifieds, and have links to many more discount and deal related websites. Finally, the University of Minnesota allows students to rent projectors, video cameras, still cameras, and more for a nominal fee. The intended purpose is for a class project, but the rental is mostly an honor system. You might want to try renting something expensive (like a projector or LCD TV) before purchasing one to try it out in your home and evaluate the extent to which you feel you will use it.

How do you save money on tech?

This article presents some interesting ways to save money on technology products, but is just a starting point to facilitate community discussion. Please leave a comment and share your favorite ways to save cash on tech!

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Saturday Poetry and Literature: Springy Poems

Written by SuperAngel on April 26, 2008 – 5:55 pm -

I am so happy that spring has finally come! what a glorious time it is to see all of God’s creation come to life and bloom in His beauty!
I have recently decided I love spring almost as much as I love summer. It is so awesome to see the grass turn green, the trees get their leaves on the branches, the flowers bloom, and the fruit trees blossoming with beautiful flowers that will turn in to delicious fruit!

I was a little stuck as what to do today, but then I thought that I hadn’t really done any poetry. I am not a big poem fan, so its not something I think of! haha!
Here are some poems for your pleasure on the beauty and loveliness of spring!

Two Tramps in Mud Time
The sun was warm but the wind was chill.
You know how it is with an April day
When the sun is out and the wind is still,
You’re one month on in the middle of May.
But if you so much as dare to speak,
A cloud comes over the sunlit arch,
A wind comes off a frozen peak,
And you’re two months back in the middle of March.

by Robert Frost

A Prayer in Spring
Oh, give us pleasure in the flowers today;
And give us not to think so far away
As the uncertain harvest; keep us here
All simply in the springing of the year. Oh, give us pleasure in the orchard white,
Like nothing else by day, like ghosts by night;
And make us happy in the happy bees,
The swarm dilating round the perfect trees. And make us happy in the darting bird
That suddenly above the bees is heard,
The meteor that thrusts with needle bill,
And off a blossom in mid-air stands still. For this is love and nothing else is love,
The which it is reserved for God above
To sanctify to what far ends He will,
But which it only needs that we fulfill.

by Robert Frost

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.
If we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.

by Anne Bradstreet

If Spring came but once in a century, instead of once a year,
or burst forth with the sound of an earthquake,
and not in silence, what wonder and expectation there would
be in all hearts to behold the miraculous change!
But now the silent succession suggests nothing but necessity.
To most men only the cessation of the miracle would be
miraculous and the perpetual exercise of God’s power
seems less wonderful than its withdrawal would be.”

by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Nature: April
An altered look about the hills;
A Tyrian light the village fills;
A wider sunrise in the dawn;
A deeper twilight on the lawn;
A print of a vermilion foot;
A purple finger on the slope;
A flippant fly upon the pane;
A spider at his trade again;
An added strut in chanticleer;
A flower expected everywhere …”

Emily Dickinson

Flower in the Crannied Wall
Flower in the crannied wall,
I pluck you out of the crannies,
I hold you here, root and all, in my hand,
Little flower–but if I could understand What you are,
root and all, all in all,
I should know what God and man is.”

by Lord Alfred Tennyson

Sonnet 98
From you have I been absent in the spring,
When proud-pied April dress’d in all his trim
Hath put a spirit of youth in every thing,
That heavy Saturn laugh’d and leap’d with him.
Yet nor the lays of birds nor the sweet smell
Of different flowers in odour and in hue
Could make me any summer’s story tell,
Or from their proud lap pluck them where they grew;
Nor did I wonder at the lily’s white,
Nor praise the deep vermilion in the rose;
They were but sweet, but figures of delight,
Drawn after you, you pattern of all those.
Yet seem’d it winter still, and, you away,
As with your shadow I with these did play.”

by William Shakespeare


The Year’s at the Spring

The year’s at spring
And day’s at the morn;
Morning’s at seven;
The hill sides’s dew-pearled;
The lark’s on the wing;
The snail’s on the thorn;
God’s in his heaven -
All’s right with the world!”
by Robert Browning

April
For lo, the winter is past, the rain is over and gone;
the flowers appear on the earth;
the time of the singing of birds is come,
and the voice of the turtledove is heard in our land.”
- Song of Solomon ‘Tis the noon of the spring-time,
Yet never a bird In the wind-shaked elm or the maple is heard;
For green meadow-grasses wide levels of snow,
And blowing of drifts where the crocus should blow;
Where wind-flower and violet, amber and white;
On south-sloping brooksides should smile in the light,
O’er the cold winter-beds of their late-waking roots
The frosty flake eddies, the ice crystal shoots;
And, longing for light, under wind-driven heaps,
Round the boles of the pine-wood the ground-laurel creeps,
Unkissed of the sunshine, unbaptized of showers,
With buds scarcely swelled, which should burst into flowers!”

by John Greenleaf Whittier

Lines Written in Early Spring
Through primrose tufts, in that green bower,
The periwinkle trails its wreath;
And ’tis my faith that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. The birds around me hopped and played,
Their thoughts I cannot measure;
But the least motion which they made,
It seemed a thrill of pleasure. The budding twigs spread out their fan,
To catch the breezy air;
And I must think, do all I can
That there was pleasure there. If this belief from heaven be sent,
If such be Nature’s holy plan,
Have I not reason to lament
What man has made of man?”

by William Wordsworth

Beneath these fruit-tree boughs that shed
Their snow-white blossoms on my head,
With brightest sunshine round me spread
Of spring’s unclouded weather,
In this sequestered nook how sweet
To sit upon my orchard-seat!
And birds and flowers once more to greet,
My last year’s friends together.”

by William Wordsworth

Spring is the Period
Spring is the Period
Express from God.
Among the other seasons
Himself abide,

But during March and April
None stir abroad
Without a cordial interview
With God.”
by Emily Dickinson

I hope you enjoyed these. I did. :) Take time this spring to smell the flowers, watch the clouds and love the creation that God has given us!
Prayers and Blessings!

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One Comment to “Saturday Poetry and Literature: Springy Poems”

  1. Sisterlisa Says:

    How very sweet Miss Amanda. Thank you so much for sharing those. Our family sat down together and had a ‘reading’ with this. I plan to do this every time you share with us.

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Jamorama Review

After a year of learning, I figured it was time to revisit my Jamorama review. This is the deal… I started playing guitar a couple of Decembers ago when I bought myself a guitar for Christmas. I am 40 something and I have never played a guitar before… and any other musical instrument. So I figured that I am a pretty tough case study for any guitar training or learn guitar type of system. So I figured it was a good idea to do some type of a Jamorama review.

So let me begin this review of Jamorama with a description of what you get…

In Jamorama Book one there is these headings - beginners - intro to strumming - intro to chords - reading tabs - first string notes - easy chords - healthy learning - various dominant chords. This is a killer introduction, and the 52 included audio clips let you hear what the lessons are supposed to sound like. This is great stuff for a true beginner.

In Jamorama Book two there is a bunch more - this is more intermediate level material, including sight reading - bass note runs - major seventh chords - various strum patterns and chord progressions. You also get an intro to scales and lots of different chords. Pluse you get 61 audio clips… these help you figure out what you are supposed to sound like.

In Jamorama Book three you get more advanced - the advanced level stuff includes minor scales - barre chords - power chords - ninth chords - diminished chords - and augmented chords. This book also has 31 audio clips to go along with it. The audio clips are downloadable MP3 clips that you can play on your computer or anywhere else you can play an MP3.

One of the coolest things about Jamorama is that it is all downloadable, so you can get it quickly… actually immediately. I hate ordering a guitar book and having to wait to get it delivered. Of course, this means that you need to be sure to remember where you put it on your hard drive. What I like to do is print out the PDF file, and then I have a hard copy of the course.

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Pentatonic scale passing tones have been a mystery to me. Actually, make that any kind of passing tones on the guitar. Like I have written before, so much of this music theory stuff goes right over my head. In any case, I have been working on some of the pentatonic scales for a long time. I think it is fun, and it is really pretty easy to pick up the guitar and work on these scales whenever I have a few minutes.

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primavera no rio saff promessa calor

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09/24/2007 5:15:00 PM


E a primavera no Rio chegou junto com um calor abafado, promessa realizada da chuva que começa a cair agora.

Mas a primavera foi assunto ontem. E hoje está uma beleza de assunto para post. Não é sempre, embora seja frequente, que tentam vender a Bélgica no e-bay. E não é sempre que a Google resolve lançar um cabo transpacífico, que comecem a surgir rumores de uma nova rede social georeferenciada também por aquela empresa de Mountain View, e mais uma outra quartorzena de outros temas, com graus variados de interesse aos meus 16 leitores …

Mas o assunto mesmo de hoje não vai ser nenhum desses. E dessa vez não vai ser escrito. Porque? Porque o assunto de hoje é a conversa que não aconteceu.

O homeopata tenta explicar como algo tão diluído consegue funcionar através da memória da água. Quem sabe o silêncio não carrega um traço, uma memória do que não foi dito?

Não tenho essa resposta. E já escrevi demais sobre o que não vou escrever. Melhor seria apagar esse texto inteiro, e no seu lugar deixar só Baden Powell, em grande forma. Sem palavras.

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–saff

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Local Search Engine Optimization - Do You Really Need It?

Writing by Brick Marketing on Wednesday, 27 of August , 2008 at 9:30 am Leave a comment

Stay online for long and you’re sure to get conflicting messages:

“Learn everything you can about search engine optimization,†the experts will say, “because without your website will die.â€

“Don’t worry about search engine optimization,†others will tell you. “It’s just a myth to get your money because the search engines will crawl your site anyway and you want to write your copy for your customers, not the search engines.â€

The problem with both of these messages is that they are both correct. Yes, I said that’s a problem. Both statements are true.

Search engine optimization is the science of studying the search engines and how they rank web pages so that you can build a website that gets crawled quicker and ranked better for your important keywords. The issue with putting too much stock in it is when you think there is an automatic formula or panacea for all your lack of traffic or sales. Search engine optimization wasn’t designed to cure all of your problems, but it can cure some of them.

The first thing you need to know for excellent search engine optimization is research. You MUST conduct the proper keyword research. That’s a starting point. Then, you need to narrow down your niche. Do this before you build your website. In future posts on this blog we will show how and why this is important and give you all the details in performing the proper search engine optimization without wasting your time on useless activities. Stay tuned in. More to come.

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Blasphemous Horrors: Day 093

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